Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.
Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…
fave fall traditions:
- falling demurely in pile of leaves
- decorative porch vegetables
- mug of aromatic pizza rolls
he was a farmer boy she said see ya later boy his corn wasnt good enough for her
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
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